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CREW Account Terms

Last updated: June 2025

Welcome to the inner circle. These terms apply to users who’ve received a CREW account - an invite-only tier with full access, zero payment and some serious perks. These terms supplement our Terms of Service, Privacy Policy and other policies listed below. If anything conflicts, this document takes the lead for CREW matters.

1. CREW-Only Access

CREW accounts aren’t for sale. You’ve been handpicked by someone who thinks you belong here. That makes you one of our VIPs now - wear it proudly.

2. What’s Included

CREW accounts unlock everything. You get:

  • An account equivalent to our APEX plan - totally on the house
  • A premium username of your choice (if available)
  • Unlimited invites to share with others
  • Everything included, from essentials to the wild extras.

Basically, you’re getting the full ride. Enjoy it.

3. No Charges, No Worries

You won’t be billed. CREW accounts are complimentary, with no hidden fees. Just use it well and don’t abuse the privilege.

4. Conduct & Fair Use

Even CREW has rules. Spam, abuse or shady behavior will still get your account suspended or killed. Don’t bite the hand that feeds you.

5. Non-Transferable

CREW accounts are personal. Don’t resell them, rent them out or pretend you’re running a black-market email cartel. That’s not the vibe.

6. Communications

By accepting your CREW invite, you agree to receive:

  • Essential messages about your account
  • Occasional updates, offers or invites from us (you can unsubscribe if it’s not your jam)

7. Termination

This is a trust-based thing. If something feels off, we reserve the right to disable CREW access without notice. Hopefully, it never comes to that.

8. Legal

Same laws, same rules - CREW or not. You’re still subject to our global policies, just with a golden key.

9. Entire Agreement

These CREW Account Terms, combined with our Terms of Service, Privacy Policy, Acceptable Use Policy, Anti-Spam Policy and Abuse Policy, make up the full agreement between you and us. If one clause breaks, the rest still holds.

10. Contact

Questions? Just hit up support@fuck.it or use our support form - CREW always gets through.

You’ve got the keys - now go fuck shit up (in a good way).

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