// Flex your username

Stand out with a premium username that makes a statement. Shorter, more memorable, and impossible to forget - claim it now before someone else hijacks the glory.

Standard usernames are always free.
Premium tiers are an optional upgrade.

boss@fuck.it1 queen@fuck.it1 void@fuck.it1 a@fuck.it1 zen@fuck.it1 bpm@fuck.it1 go@fuck.it1 zombie@fuck.it1 no1@fuck.it1 ninja@fuck.it1 rebel@fuck.it1 ai@fuck.it1 sk8@fuck.it1

ULTRA
Premium

Handles you only hear about in rumor threads - single letters, single words, archetypal ideas. They drop once, get claimed once, then vanish into legend. Own one and the timeline adjusts to you.

// EXAMPLES

x@fuck.it 1@fuck.it art@fuck.it god@fuck.it void@fuck.it zen@fuck.it boss@fuck.it
$5,000.00
one-time
charge

ELITE
Premium

Two-char tags, heavyweight keywords, OG terms that ring out in any language. People won’t remember when you signed up - just that you’ve always been there.

// EXAMPLES

ai@fuck.it 33@fuck.it us@fuck.it hacker@fuck.it lambo@fuck.it ninja@fuck.it sushi@fuck.it
$1,000.00
one-time
charge

SUPER
Premium

Three-char bursts, cult keywords, and names with sub-culture pull and side-eyes from the mainstream. Perfect for players, makers, and night-shift geniuses who’d rather grow a cult than chase comments.

// EXAMPLES

lol@fuck.it abc@fuck.it 007@fuck.it sk8@fuck.it noob@fuck.it satoshi@fuck.it
$500.00
one-time
charge

RARE
Premium

Clean first names, tight four-char combos, market-magnet words. The kind of username you say out loud because it feels good in the mouth.

// EXAMPLES

v1be@fuck.it flex@fuck.it phoenix@fuck.it zombie@fuck.it rebel@fuck.it pixel@fuck.it
$300.00
one-time
charge

BASIC
Premium

Longer riffs and unexpected phrases that still punch through the noise. Entry-tier in price, end-game in attitude - because “average” was gone before you logged in.

// EXAMPLES

nightowl@fuck.it bluecat@fuck.it fastlane@fuck.it ironclad@fuck.it neonfox@fuck.it wonderland@fuck.it
$100.00
one-time
charge

* All prices include applicable state, provincial, and local taxes.

Premium usernames are assigned on a first-come, first-served basis and remain with your account for as long as it's active. Once claimed, a premium username cannot be transferred to another account.

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